Move a book? I could some day be sited.
Barney's kegger has got him excited.
Make his flyers on CAD?
That could also be bad.
If we're mum, maybe I'll get invited!
In a class full of rookies and nubes
He was stuck in explaining the tube.
"It's a hose!" he should spout,
What you're writing about's
Non a SHOPVAC, but UNIVAC, dude!
When our fiber went in, soon the man
Told us, "Make it all white is my plan."
The inspector did see
White's not how it should be.
It was then that the sheath hit the fan.
While I troubleshot, what did I see
In a field where the form is so free?
There's a way I could fix
Something just called "The Mix."
Sounds like something from Trappp's YOB.
Said the manager, "This system's stinking.
All its programmers, they must be drinking!
There is no question here,
I can leave that box clear,
Since the system should know what I'm thinking!"